30 seconds after booting my laptop and logging in, Slack alerts me to an incoming message.


Kill me now.

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Posting as :
works at
You are currently posting as works at

Seems a bit over dramatic

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True. Assuming all is good. Very dangerous. I used to do the same thing.

At least you know someone else thinks you have a purpose.

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Same.

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Same. Someone pinged me at 2 AM lol

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Hi pls call

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Tell them to get a grip

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