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I need this to be exhibit A in the divorce hearing

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Hahahaha. What a jack*ss. I’d never employ his services based on this alone.

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Will just leave one of the comments here

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Not me running to LinkedIn to pull this up!

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Same! Great find OP

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Let’s relate this to my job…

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This HAS to be satire. HAS to be!!!















Right?

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"6. 🎾Handling Objections: Even after pricing and negotiations, there may be some resistance. Use this time to assure the other party that they're making the right decision and will love your product long-term. "

Jesus wept.

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Omg

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Bro is delusional 😂 Say no....say no!!!

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He’ll be promoted next week.

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Why was this even posted on LinkedIn? Save it for Facebook, loser

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Bro

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She’s got the ick for sure after seeing that

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How do you run outside when it’s starting to get cold ?

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Hi Fishes, I need your suggestions as I am confused between companies. Tech stack- ServiceNow, YOE-3.5
Deloitte India -12 fixed+ 2JB
EY India -11fixed+50k
Kpmg india-11.8 fixed+ 1JB
Accenture-11 fixed+ 2.2JB
Please help me to choose considering all parameters.

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Hi will KPMG blacklist if we reject offer letter after accepting it.

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Any particular segment of sales good for ex-finance? Currently 3 years in at fortune 100 bank on business development side (on commercial loan originations team but no commission/targets at the associate level, basically do credit analysis and build pitch books for the producers) This role has been great as I have gotten both analytical experience and tasted sales experience (I say taste bc I’m not the producer) but would potentially like to transition to a sales role that is less analytical

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Deloitte = Slytherin
PwC = Gryffindor
EY = Hufflepuff
KPMG = Ravenclaw

Accurate?

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Graduating senior. Have choices between MBB and SWE at FAANG. Not sure what to do. Long term I’d love to be in a small startup or a leader in a tech company. Not sure which path is better for that. Any thoughts?

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help I literally never learned to properly case and have an interview coming up with BCG, what are the best resources for me to use?

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Hi
I'm a fresher moving for first time to office location
Can anyone suggest location I should prefer
My office is in international tech park kharadi
Thanks

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What do nyc ppl do fur lunch, if you work in Manhattan? Just moved here and every time I go out to lunch during the week it’s 15 bucks

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How do you deal with a Midlevel who tells the partner you’ll cover for them, but gives you less than 24 hours notice they’ll be gone without asking if you can cover? I helped out back on July on a deal with they were on vacation, and now every vacation since they keep adding me back on without keeping me appraised of the deal in the interim

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Hi Fishes,

I am thinking to diverting my career towards freelancing in accounting.
For that I have to resign from my current job in Pwc. I am thinking of starting a job as accountant and work as a freelancer as part-time.

Any thoughts or advice?

This is a question about friendships. Two friends got into a really bad fight this past weekend. They have each asked me to hang out this weekend. What do I do? I don’t want to have to choose sides. One is a friend I’ve known a little longer and has been a good friend and so she would feel betrayed and angry if she knew I were still friends with her now-enemy. The other I’ve known less longer, but we seem more compatible. Advice??

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PwC Bangalore hasn’t provided the hike o promotion letter yet. Is there a way to see the performance bonus and the hike??

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KPMG Assurance and Consulting Services Can anyone help me with take home salary for 26.55 LPA KPMG Assurance and Consulting Services KPMG

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When are the AICP judging announcements going to stop? 😭😩😪

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When non-ad ppl ask you what do you do? In terms of title; do you tell them “copywriter”? Or immediately assume they dont know and might confuse it with copyright infringement, and just end up telling them that you’re a writer or a creative director, and skip the hassle

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Got the letter.

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How do you decide between two job offers? I have a gut feeling that one is better than the other. But I don’t want to move from one not great working place to another. Same salary. Both startups but one is closer to ipo than the other. But have a better feeling about the one that’s not close to ipo. What should I do?

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🗣️ #ASpaceToVent 🗣️
Making a career change is tough! Let's use this thread for venting, asking for community support and feedback, or just being witnessed on something that needs to be shared. A space to say what you can't say elsewhere!

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

Not cringey but funny as hell.

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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This is the very definition of privilege

Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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“I’m excited to announce I don’t give a s*** about your new job or promotion” - me 90% of the time on LinkedIn

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
Cont'd in the comments.

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Not every person in the comments saying how great of a parent they are

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Incoming (job title) vs ex (company name).
Which one is more cringe?

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The update really solidifies the cringe for me 🫣

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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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Like, I dunno man, you okay...?

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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Incoming multi-tier cringe

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Might be reading a bit too deep into things, my guy

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Does anyone else feel that the more content someone puts in their LinkedIn headline, the more full of it they are? I say this as someone with a bunch of stuff lol but at least it’s all at one company and accurate.

I’m talking mostly about two kinds of people. 1. The influencer who is actually unemployed, but lists 25 BS things they do
2. The brand collector, who writes “ex-“ for every former company they worked at and school they went to. Maybe less full of it but still insufferable.

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Quoting yourself as if you just quoted some profound thought leader.

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