Best skype status’s...go

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Don’t bother me, I’m eating

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Knew someone who gave updates on how much he hated busy season on his Skype status. It was pretty funny

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FML - didn’t know it meant “family matter leave”...the other meaning seems appropriate too

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A coworker gives multiple sentence long updates after Eagles games every week. It’s always pretty funny commentary, too. Except when Wentz got hurt. It wasn’t funny that week.

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"I'm being repressed"

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I’m a manager. I had a cute story on mine and the partner said to take it down cuz it wasn’t professional. Now it just sits there blank

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I knew someone that fought to have bible verses in her Skype status

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