Best skype status’s...go

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“If you haven’t heard, the account will be going presence unknown soon"

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Don’t bother me, I’m eating

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Knew someone who gave updates on how much he hated busy season on his Skype status. It was pretty funny

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FML - didn’t know it meant “family matter leave”...the other meaning seems appropriate too

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A coworker gives multiple sentence long updates after Eagles games every week. It’s always pretty funny commentary, too. Except when Wentz got hurt. It wasn’t funny that week.

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"I'm being repressed"

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I’m a manager. I had a cute story on mine and the partner said to take it down cuz it wasn’t professional. Now it just sits there blank

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I knew someone that fought to have bible verses in her Skype status

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Countdown to deadline. "X days left"

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Boomers to Gitmo

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Do you think differently about the way you look, or are you more aware how your face actually looks, since you’re seeing yourself on zoom so much? And are you like me, so self-conscious that you only look at yourself the whole zoom call?

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Nothing infuriates me more than being stood up in a job interview. It doesn’t matter it’s on Zoom 😡

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Offer at growth tech company in SF/NYC:

135k TC
(105k Base, 120k RSUs over 4 years, no signing)

2.5 YOE, offer would be for Sr. Business Analyst at Asana, AirBnB, Slack, etc.

Take the offer if you’re current TC is 95k? Why or why not? Thx for the feedback

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Have you ever blocked a work colleague on your employer’s messaging system? (i.e. Skype)

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This might also keep us motivated and incentivise us to keep working hard!

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Looking for a Zoom one on one guided mediation teacher. Any recos?

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My birthday is tomorrow and my client just scheduled a 6am Webex. What’s the worst birthday present that you got?

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Prediction: Just as the tidal wave of User Generated Content production ebbs and Collage of Zoom Screens hits, we’ll get hit with Flood of Directors and Cinematographers Filming Their Own Kids.

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Popped a THC:CBD gummy around lunch to try and relax today since my anxiety was through the roof. Hit me way harder than expected. Still got all my work done, but my ACD totally knew during our zoom call

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Does anybody else think that the Wharton Slack & Discord groups are kinda quiet/inactive compared to admit groups from other schools?

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