Can anyone please put me in touch with that lady from Indian Matchmaking? Maybe you’ll see me in season 3

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Please provide your bio data and I will consider sharing with Sima Aunty.

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You’re not wrong, EY. Aparna walked so Shital could run.

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“That lady” Sima from Mumbai didn’t introduce herself every 5 minutes for you to forget her name

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Hahaha D2, well played

Okay but can someone explain why in two seasons no one is talking about that one dude who is so obviously gay, yet found his wife??

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My money is on him leaping out of the closet within two years of this marriage and Sima Aunty will be shooketh.

Ask Atib, I think they’re distantly related

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Uhm….😌😌

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Can you put me in touch too?

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She is typical marwari aunty, warm chaloo milansar judgy colorist but still on your side always

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