Carmelo Anthony would be a great consultant. Never wants to come off the bench and always wants to start and be a contributor

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He’d be terrible. Cares more about his own metrics than his team succeeding.

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Plus, he's overpaid just like many of us

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And then he’d always leave after a year

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He’s pretty good at fade aways too

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