Client of the day ..
So i sell energy ( electricity and gas ) contracts. And i had a client on the phone she was instantly like “ Hi goodafternoon i have a question. Why do i have to pay ? Where i kinda started to smile and politely said Mam ? “ Yes” Does your fridge and freezer work ? “ yes “ Ok does your light and other elektronics work ? “ Yes “ Ok Mam thats why you have to pay . She responded “ Oh i thought that was free ok thanks she said . Omg 🤣🤣🤣😁😁

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