Does anyone have a similar experience: Whenever I open LinkedIn nowadays and start scrolling, I forget if I’m on LinkedIn, or Facebook. Every second post is about cute little puppies or some made up story about success, with the only difference, that there is some kind of “lesson” in the end of every post… kinda afraid to accidentally like something unprofessional, because I forgot which app I opened…

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