“I joined Deloitte Strategy and Analytics not because it was easy but because it was hard…..”
Lol, JFK must be rolling in his grave.

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If you click on the “#businessstrategy” hashtag, I bet there’s a year’s worth of cringe content in there

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This post I think won this bowl. Can’t top that in cringe.

Does the person know that there are 350k people working in Deloitte? Can’t be that hard than… 😂

I agree, I wrote my comment full of emotion and now when they have settled down I wouldn’t say it’s the top one. Top 10 definitely tough.

That JFK quote about a corporate job should be illegal to use.

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I vote for the Toxic Male post as #1

But ARE they the best in the world at AI Data and cloud??? 🤔

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