DUDES. I was venting about a dumb basic slideshow I need to do by tomorrow morning because the client doesn’t know what risks/ICs are, and then need to build a specific template. My 7yo was like, let me help!! (Zoom in, it’s all her work) 😂

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She literally googled risk assessments, TODs/TOEs, and picked the prettiest images she thought were good. Ah man, I love her.

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A-123 sheesh

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Nice. Outsource your job. Or is that insource 🤣

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That’s more accurate than some synergy “””””calculations””””” I’ve seen

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Kinky

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“YEEEE” should be an appropriate headline on any slide IMHO

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lol it was “byeeeeeeeeee” but I completely sure

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I'm a dudet

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