"Either I'll win this or he will because we both see political stance as a race."

Any referrals for Project manager, scrum master or delivery manager roles? 16 yoe.. (exclude Tcs/Infosys)

How is Telco client in Tech Mahindra

Hey fishes! Need some advice - I’m looking at apartments by Liberty Harbor in downtown Jersey City. I’m seeing mix reviews online. Anyone live/lived there?

Hey, where are you from and how are you doing?

The US should have 1 year of paid parental leave- agree or disagree?

Let’s talk credit cards! Is there any one which has 0% foreign transaction fee? (Like Revolut)

Now that flexing has become common: 31 year old senior associate, net worth of -$15k, salary of $80k, career in flames, renters destroyed my only property. AMA

Thinking of buying ALL coins for $1000 each. Am I crazy?

Pretty new to investing. Can someone please explain what a SPAC is? And the difference b/w a SPAC and a VC?

Do you pay your credit cards in full every month?

I ask because I’ve let my credit spending get a bit lax since moving and adopting a puppy recently, so I haven’t been paying them off in full every month like I used to (though still well above the minimum payment, and keeping utilization at 30% or under). It got me thinking about how many people adhere to this advice.

Is it a bad idea to buy my first home given the current interest rates?!

Tax Loss Harvesting worth it - if the future cap gains exceed what you may save now? Torn between adding more vs harvesting (gains on individual stocks/etfs are minimal to none this year) lol

Looking for some advice on a couple of offers I have.

The first offer is for an Account Executive position at a smaller company with a base of $50k and another $20k in OTE.

The second offer is for a BDR position at a larger and faster growing company with a base of $60k and another $20k in OTE. Also some stock options but they aren’t public yet.

I have 2 YOE as a BDR and think I could succeed in either position. Both have hybrid work set ups. Any thoughts or advice is appreciated! Thanks.

I joined OPTUM today so how soon we can expect laptop and goodies.

Valuations senior 1/2 salaries in high COL...Boston, NYC and exit oops? Got an offer after completing MS Finance but unsure if I should pursue it or not

“Fuck it I’m going to PDF this bitch"

“You have a good looking face. But your body is absolute junk."

“This report is like a bikini. What it is showing is interesting; what is beneathbthe cover is crucial.”

This is twice now in back to back weeks my boss has asked me where the disconnect was in our communications because I didn’t deliver on what “was asked”, even though I know damn well what was asked and what was done were the same thing. I’m not sure if he’s changing the meaning or isn’t communicating what he’s envisioning or what but it’s embarrassing to be called out like that, and to have people think you’re the dumb 23 year old.

HR: I still didn’t get approval from finance on the freelance req. not answering email.
Me: FL’r already in the building. you sit in next office can you just talk to them?
HR: ok. I guess.

First time working as a senior and Manager doesn’t review or have time for many questions. Deff trying my best but very hard to be efficient when it’s takes time for me to understand everything (planning). anybody in the same situation?

Just to be 100% clear, this entire platform is anonymous, right?

“I get such a rush when I’m eating a taco."

So a higher up made a new rule that for a service we offer , we have to offer it to the customers three times and If they say no a manager has to get involved and document. it is this not wrong?

"Do you really think we can spend all that money?"

These were influencer managers not media

I’m starting at VMLY&R on account side and was asked if I want a PC or Mac. Not trying to be the odd one out - what do most account folks have?

acd: “would you do meth everyday for a year for ten million dollars? you'd be able to choose where you rehab for free and —”

ad: “i’d do it for one million”

"I don’t like morning people. Or morning. Or people”

Words of Wisdom

I was in a meeting, and there was a new attendee, a fellow Asian guy.

Senior member: “Hi [new attendee’s name], where are you from?”

New attendee: “from [city and state]”

Senior member: “No, where are you reeeeaaaallllyyy from?”

**awkward silence**

New attendee: “from God”

Well… 🫣

If you are an immigrant and people ask you where you are from, how do you usually respond?

Can anyone send me invites/codes to the EY and KPMG bowls?

“Chatroulette, but for apartment peepholes."

I give the clients gold, but they decide instead, they want me to paint it with sh*t.

“Who cares if it doesn’t work! You have to sell the vision!”

“We had complimenting genitalia.”