FOUNDER available for Q&A. Top firm for compensation, selectivity, WLB, freedom and flexibility. On flight LAX to JFK right now and this movie Normal is super boring so I’m avail for your Qs. Thanks!

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https://geoffsmart.com/about/

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How do you stack up against Korn Ferry?

?

Where are the answers…

What are your questions.

Can you hire me Geoff

Yes, if you transfer to MBB and then perform in the top 20% of your peer group. That gives you a 95% chance of success and loving this ghSMART lifestyle.

Great ad. Not.

No thx

That’s ok. Probably not a match.

Would love to - your HR people ghosted me.

What! That makes me mad. We pride ourselves on not ghosting people. DM me for a free career strategy conservation. Sorry about that. Thank you.

Well he posted same message in other channels. I wonder what is he after - perhaps crowdsourcing ideas. I did go and took a look at his website and what he does - perhaps some promotion he is looking for. Perhaps he wants to discuss economy, money, jobs, etc. In this flight , he didn’t get any traction - so perhaps on his next flight , hopefully he will have a non - boring flight. Sometimes extrovert people need others.

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