“Hey bro. What are you up to this weekend?”
“Oh, you know, bro. Just taking my sporty all-new Kia Sportage to clean up the beach before a sea turtle migration rolls into town.”

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Ok I have questions about this spot. Like the sea turtles have laid their eggs on the beach, wouldn’t this crazy claw contraption and tires destroy the nests and eggs? Driving on the beach is obviously not good for the beach’s ecosystem. Why are we running over all our crab friends?

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I interpreted it as he was cleaning up garbage before the turtles come up to lay their eggs! But this also makes sense. Justice for the crabs!!! 🦀

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I have stopped questioning things. Entirely.

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It’s the new standard equipment Amish-inspired car rake. 0-100 turtles in 30 seconds of advertising BS!

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So thought-provoking. Not.

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Just when I thought this thread couldn’t get better, I noticed the poster’s hashtag for the first time lolololololololol

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lol why do people hate on these commercials so much. They're still going to make money whether you like it or not lol

I can see the follow up spot. The dealer is driving thru town raking up money.

HAHAHA I love this. I just DIED laughing.

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