How can I make a post about my wedding and relate it to work?

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Straight to jail!

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Straight to jail. IYKYK

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Nothing like relating your marriage to your job on the app people go to to leave their job for a better one

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If I treated my marriage like I do work, my husband would leave me. I’m always perusing job postings and imagining if it’d be a better fit. Couldn’t possibly get away with swiping on dating apps 😂

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“She said yes!” - what? Did he wait until the wedding to propose or is he just a moron?

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Came here to say the same. It’s a wedding. You say, “I Do” not “Yes”.

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Oh really buddy? Did your work propose to you or did you propose to… it? Where did you and you work meet? Adorable! 🙄

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professional meet cute stories will be the next things that starts popping up on LinkedIn

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That has to be one of the most useless posts ever submitted here. They could have used any other context - the wedding wasn’t even a necessary hook lol. What’s next? An ultrasound photo followed by “what are your dinners plans?” lol

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Will his next post be how you have to balance sex life and work

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Wait? Where is the B2B mention? This man is a genre interloper!

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🤦‍♂️

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WTH?! Little bro will do anything to post on 'FaceLinked'😳😆😆

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🤦‍♀️ - it’s hard to attain more cringeworthy status than this. Read the room… the lack of awareness boggles the mind.

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What the hell is wrong with people, jesus!!! That bride looks really sweet, and it makes me sad that she’s found such a smarmy mofo for her first round. ☹️

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What KPI's can I implement into my marriage to ensure we are hitting Targets and Goals?

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I would say, but I am not trying to get reported lol

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Marriage with work? I guess abusive ones count

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But first tell me - what did it teach you about B2B sales?

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I like how they put "she said yes!" after "absolutely perfect wedding" like yes that's normally how it goes.

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Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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Quoting yourself as if you just quoted some profound thought leader.

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
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This is how I feel!!!

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Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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Incoming (job title) vs ex (company name).
Which one is more cringe?

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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