How do I be a Kewl Kat like all the Deloitte people? I always read about how they’re breaking necks and cashing checks and I want to be like them.

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Start by being a white guy, Deloitte loves them

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I’m trans-racial. Do you think that’ll hurt?

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Judging by this bowl, Deloitte isn’t cool, they’re chilly. And chilly ain’t never been cool.

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You just don’t have it in you

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Hello Campus Recruiting Specialist

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You need to be both kewl and hot - which makes you lewk warm

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You are like them Kewl Kat

Nothing is cool. There’s a lot of grind behind the scenes. Don’t be fooled by the presentations.

Let me guess... you work at Deloitte

Sorry buddy, it's something you are born with.

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