I am currently going through the Client Success Manager interview process located in Dallas, Tx and I would love to connect with current employees with Gartner.

Since my team moved from an area of the client' building with poor cell service to an area with great cell service, my bathroom break frequency and duration have increase significantly #fishbowl

Anyone else cringe at how often every new client product or creative idea is "really fucking cool"...

Anyone ever look around the client office, find someone your age looking through Reddit aimlessly and think "fuck they're so lucky"... I do the same thing when it's 4pm and he's packing up to leave

Pulled off of an interesting engagement to fill in for a resource on leave. Ends up being basically a staff aug and because I'm local they want me onsite even though it's a remote project. Fuck

Project Managers are the worst fucking people.

Oh! Another personal project with Trump.

Anyone interview with Google for a project manager role? If so, what was your experience? Glassdoor makes it difficult to weed thru reviews.

How do I convince my client that forums are a good place to advertise? We are launching a new product that I know would take off on Reddit if set up right.

Been stuck on the same dead end project for a year and have lost all motivation and fucks to give. Tips?

Revenue testing when you weren't involved with anything client related all year. Testing approach is messy as fuck. Client is terrible. I'm all for accepting challenges but this is BS

I once told the client to get the fuck out of our work area for discussing Game of Thrones episode before I had seen it.... right or wrong?

I don't give two shits if the project fails or succeeds and don't even try to think about work once I'm out the door. Is something wrong me?

TFW your Indian music app accidentally bangs out loud music at the client.

Lost my client badge Thursday morning (I think) gave myself the weekend to look for it. Come in today and desk attendant gives me a ton of snark about "my 3rd guest being the last". F U bitch.

Chances I could tell my client to fuck himself without getting fired? Would only do it verbally, not via email.

A friend’s OPT expires today. Her H1 got picked but she’s still waiting for approval. Company has already told her that she can work from India on Indian payroll for the US based client.

Got to the client site and realized I forgot my charger at home fml

I am so sick of being asked to give up my associates to other jobs. When does MY client get priority?! Even when time is booked, people call and bitch to schedulers until they get my associates. 😤

6am ET call for a client in Europe that no shows. FML. I hate you.

Project at a tech company - what is a good / fun thing to do for a workshop break (30 min, < 10 people)? Past examples: team walk to coffee shop, puppy petting set up in another room

I recently joined the brand side as a junior client and I’m really struggling in creative reviews to not sound like a junior moron. Does anyone have any tips or workshops they’ve taken to give better feedback on the spot? I realize creatives will take more senior opinions more seriously, so I really just want to add something to the conversation. I do take notes during the review and am learning the brand day by day, but feel like I sound young and dumb when I just agree with my colleagues

Best/most efficient way you’ve found to learn financial modeling?

Least favorite phrase people use at work?

Sorry for a little rant here but I am all about progress, I just can't really get behind Instagram favoring reels only now, and the TikTok explosion. It's too homogenous. We used to have distinct social platforms. I think diversity of content is important and serves different creative benefits. What do you all think? Kind miss the old days of social! Not gonna lie

I am seeking recommendations for Sicily, near Avola (Catania is our airport). We will be staying for just over a week in October and we will have a car. Although I’m usually the vacation planner, I’ve always based activities around public transport and now having a car and being able to go anywhere is kind of blowing my mind and making it hard to focus. I would love to hear about any day trips around the area.

Are COOPs good investment properties?

How is the job security at EY GDS(tech consulting)?

Any tips for a first round phone screen interview with Goldman Sachs ? Position is Associate Digital Product Manager in their Transaction banking space

Anyone cooking for Chinese New Year?

Feel like I'm not getting the client exposure I need to really progress. Curious what others have done to break through.

Got told to cut my hair last week, and I did over the weekends. My hair ties up neatly in a man bun, but my manager told me to get another hair cut, a short one, because my hair is ‘too long’. Opinions on this because I’m half tempted to throw in my 2 months.

Has anyone ever played Pelican Hills in SoCal?

Does anyone else struggle with wanting to crush it with their career and make partner and then also feel like they want to quit and be a SAHM, all in the same day?

Married woman with a 2 year old kid and found out last week that my husband has been cheating on me for the last 1 year with a coworker who lives in the same apartment complex. Feel like a fool as we all meet socially (she is married too, without kids) and we have had them over at our place so many times (part of our Covid bubble). Turns out those “gym sessions”were just ways to get action. Her husband went to work as essential worker so basically had the the place to themselves. Devastated

What do y’all recommend for getting rid of blemishes and slightly textured skin? Chemical peels? Lasers? What has worked the best for you gals?