I got mansplained twice in a meeting today and another guy actually said, “yeah, like *man* said a minute ago....”. I SAID THAT 30 SECONDS BEFORE HE DID, IDIOT.

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“By establishing shot I meant wide shot”
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“First of all, you’re wrong. And you’re mansplaining.” - Me
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