I never answer my desk phone anymore. It's only ever junk calls. Just Slack me.

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It's like a seashell but sometimes you hear people

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What's a phone?

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And if you leave me voicemails, I’ll judge you harshly.

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My desk phone haven't even been plugged in for the last year 😁

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I hate technology. That’s why I’m a Digital ECD I guess. Fuck. I gotta figure out how to ‘design’ for voice interfaces now...

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I don’t even answer my cell. Ever. Not even for my mom.

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Or so I hear

Haven’t had a desk phone in years

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Bowl show and tell this Saturday at 12-1 EST! Put it on your calendar so you remember us brainy people 📆
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Hi Fishes, I have joined Zoom as a Software Engineer for India team.

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Mac or HP or Dell: I prefer Mac notebooks. However it seems there might be limitations with the use of Skype or other applications based on materials I have seen. What do you all recommend is the best laptop for working at Deloitte?

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I just accepted an offer for a smaller niche shop in a smaller city and I'm so pumped about it. Hardly a confession, but I don't really have that many people I can share my excitement w/ before I quit

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Is it customary to feel iced out at a new place? A simple good morning or acknowledging that I'm alive would be cool.

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