Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

Fo drizzle. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Any ideas for an end of year team building event? Other than a pizza party?

Trying to get my GRE Quant score from a 160 to a 165. Feel like it’s a harder jump than when starting from a lower base - will appreciate any strategy tips or suggested Quant resources!

What's the timelimit for accepting the offer letter from EY GDS?

To be active - Ignore the post

I am going to join CitiusTech in 40 days. the hr said i can opt for 1 day wfm in a week. but if i am in a phi project then i am not eligible for wfh. can anyone tell me what are phi projects in CitiusTech

Hello Fishes,
I bagged an offer letter from Global Logic, for Automation Testing, but after connecting with team got to know they are using out dated tools for testing but while interviewing they asked about the latest tools which there in the market.
So can anyone guide me what to do now , is there any criteria to switch the project inside the GL only? How easy is getting to another project with GL?

I hate California labor law,.., that is all :-) lol

Considering a smart watch or fitness tracker. On Android, and link various apps back to google fit. What have you got or what did you research? Why did you pick what's you've got?

Let’s talk speed reading. I’m a slow reader and listened to a podcast recently on speed reading. I’m intrigued. Who here speed reads? How did you learn those skills, and what types of documents do you speed read in practice? I do mostly litigation and am thinking that speed reading would help with research but maybe not things like doc review where you need to review for both responsiveness and privilege.

How are the areas around white rock lake to buy an investment property? Any suggestions appreciated!

Going through a closeout. 50-50 profit share allocation, but my business partner has been using the venture money at their personal piggy bank (hence the breakup). My accountants say because we agreed to 50-50 shares, the leftover money has to be divided equally.

They spent $100k in the last month on random "work stuff" but bought a new car, etc. Now I have to pay for it with less equity return!

Just wanted to rant, I'll probably never go into a partnership again.

Hi Fishes,
Which will be better:
Braclays with 22 lpa on normal dev project or
NatWest group with 18 lpa on scratch dev project with 4.9 yoe?

Ek hi KGS ka bowl bnao, else discussions will get distributed..we have at least 3 bowls for KGS

What band does managing consultant belongs to and what is the pay range

Currently 601 in CCB with 19LPA TC, expecting promotion this year. What amount of total compensation I can expect for 602 level?

Is there usually a salary difference between type of producers?

The following joke is somewhat lewd. Read in the comments.

Why should you wear glasses to maths class? Because it helps with division.

RIP boiled water …


You will be ~mist~

Why does the golfer wear two pants?

Because he’s afraid he might get a “hole-in-one”

The Blue Crab Bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried over time (weight-lifters, longshoremen, etc.) but nobody could do it.

One day this scrawny little man came into the bar, wearing thick glasses ... continued in comments

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump

Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

Because he was standing out in his field!

I think the Rainforest Cafe takes the whole rainforest theme too far.

This one time I was sitting there eating my chicken tenders and they bulldozed 40% of the restaurant.

Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheet-ahs

I once took all of my watches and turned them into a belt. It was a waste of time.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field

How do snails fight?
—they slug it out 😂

Why did the donut go to the dentist? To get a filling.

I'd like to have kids one day..

I don't think I could stand them any longer than that though.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels

If you need an ark…

I No-ah guy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I’ve been stung! How could that be? 🐝

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Cuz the cows got the utter 🐄

What’s brown and sticky?


A stick ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Wow the week went by fast!
Time flies like an arrow....
And fruit flies like a banana