Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

Fo drizzle. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

GAD in NYC salary? Go! :)

When working as a realtor, do you prefer to use your own phone or did you get a new one for job-only purposes, such as client calls and your public information?

Damn. A gunman fired at Republican members of Congress. I don't care what your political stance is, things should never get violent.

Hi fishers, I hope all is well,

Can you please tell me what's the salary of a senior analyst in KPMG Global services.

Thank you in advance

Need a referral to the Chicago office. I am going to start sending out my resume.

How crazy would it be for me to hire a personal assistant to help me with non-work tasks? I feel like I am constantly behind on my life to do list (e.g., making doctors appointments, grocery shopping, returning xmas gifts, etc.)

KPMG FRM OR ACN Strategy Finance & Risk.. whish one among the two is better?

Looking for some input on what to expect for a Fortune 500 Director of Corp Dev Role in a T3 city. Total of 8 years experience. Assuming it depends as ranges online vary but wanted to see if anyone had any connections and/or could provide insight

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I have been on wipro for 1.5 years. At pharmacovigilance. Can anyone find the same post on iqvia? I want to apply. Can't get in touch. It is better if someone helps.
N. B. Many have joined, and got permanent wfh also. their posts are not updated on the website. So do not suggest the website. It is better to get the mail address of HR.

Hi folks,
Can anyone please help regarding the IT asset return in Cognizant
Is it possible to return to any office in Bangalore.

Why is it recommended you give a company 2 weeks notice when you are leaving but at the same time, when they are laying you off/firing you, they typically do it on the spot. I have known countless people layed off/fired on the spot over the years (especially after busy season) and everyone else when they leave give 2 week notice. Why should we relinquish power to corporations? Corporations really don't care about us. They pretend they do.

I’m starting to get staffed in more CD-level roles and floundering…I need creative director bootcamp. I don’t know how to ask the right questions, develop a creative process, structure a team, or even trust my own judgement on creative anymore. I’ve learned a bit from other CDs but they tend to be so high-level their skillsets aren’t as applicable since I still get in the weeds as an ACD. How can I learn this stuff without asking my manager for help every time I have to lead a team?

Has anybody ever attempted to use an alternative power provider other than ConEd? If so was it actually better or just a hassle?

What is the base pay for a Lead Associate of Operations at Chase? South jersey

The irony. I just got promoted and I’m looking for work to hightail it out of here. I’m still not changing my mind. At least I have a higher title now. 😁

If you have an avoidant attachment style, how did you end up getting into a relationship (that lasted)?

Hi, I am going to have interview at wipro for Android Developer for Lucknow location. I have 8 yr of experience and my current ctc is 6 Lac. What salary should i ask them.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Cuz the cows got the utter 🐄

What did the employee do when the boss said to have a good day?

Went home 🏡

Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable

Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.

If you need an ark…

I No-ah guy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

Because he was standing out in his field!

What kind of concert costs 45 cents?


A 50 cent concert featuring nickleback🥳

Gonna start a sausage stand and call it Wurst Behavior

To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my word.

Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheet-ahs

Twenty years from now, kids are gonna think "Baby it's cold outside" is really weird, and we're gonna have to explain that it has to be understood as a product of its time.

You see, it used to get cold outside

I think the Rainforest Cafe takes the whole rainforest theme too far.

This one time I was sitting there eating my chicken tenders and they bulldozed 40% of the restaurant.

I’ve been stung! How could that be? 🐝

What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop 🥁

How does Lady Gaga like her steak?

(sing) Raw-raw-raw-ra-ah-aww

What’s Forrest Gump’s password?

1Forrest1

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing

What’s brown and sticky?


A stick ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)