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If I expense $500 on a new iPad on my corporate Amex before quitting, what's the likelihood anyone will go after me? Has anyone does this before

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I will never understand the psychology of people who create troll posts. Are you really that bored with your life? Read a book! Go on a bike ride! Watch netflix! Make a friend! How boring of a person do you have to be decide it's fun to troll fishbowl? Really?

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They'll 100% go after you

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Embezzling company funds? Typical PWC

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Dude why 500 iPad? Get a fucking brand new car and some diamonds for your boo

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The card is in your name. There's a balance that is due. They won't just pay it for fun. It'll hit your credit score. But it sounds like you deserve it, so go for it

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Amex will go after you. Don't fuck with Amex.

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My god..I'm glad you're leaving

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You sound like an asshole OP

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^@A2 is correct. A disallowed expense will become a personal balance due by the individual to AMEX, who'll try to collect it if unpaid, with associated damage to credit. This appears to merely be a poorly thought out attempt at theft. Expect it to be treated as such if done.

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They'll dock your final paycheck or vacation payout most likely

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Go big or go home

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lol wut

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Op, I'm upgrading my initial review to 👹👹👹👹👹 because you continue to troll these idiots despite telling them you are doing so.

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$500? Geez you're wasting your time

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Bad troll post bruh, made yourself look like a complete idiot

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OP - you're an idiot. I am confused as to why an educated person would even think of doing such a thing.

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👹👹👹👹

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Bc it's funny getting a rise out of people.

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@OP making yourself looking stupider and stupider

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What's funny is the only rise that came out of this, was the embarrassment from all the notifications telling him he's an idiot. Only then did he pivot to trolling. Before that the poor guy/girl actually thought they were on to something

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