If you don't log in to work hungover Monday morning, you haven't fully utilized your weekend. Change my mind.

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Why even log into work? Just cruise on chat from bed 🤯

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Who says you can't be productive over the weekend while also under the influence of something? Two birds, one stone(d) individual. Win/win.

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This guy gets it 👆

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I think my main point is don't use Sunday as a Monday prep day. Roll into Monday exhausted from doing fun stuff on the weekend. Work is the side gig. Hangover optional.

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I'm 33 and had plenty of liquor yesterday and Saturday. Feel fine today. Gotta chase that alcohol with a bit of water and you'll be better for it. Amazing what that extra hydration does for you.

Or maybe that's just me, idk. Go liver go!

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Bloody Mary Monday, boom - no hangover

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I utilize my weekend doing productive things.

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Drinking alcohol is for children. Change my mind

The LAW says 21+ 😤

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