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Imagine, instead of Meet the Parents, a movie called Meet the Partners where an analyst anxiously waits in an introductory zoom call with the project partner only to receive a “pls reschedule” an hour later. What’s your best consulting spin-off of a movie?

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12 Years A Corporate Slave

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42 Years A Corporate Slave :-(

Zoom Alone

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PPT Fiction

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28 Decks Later

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10 Things I Hates About the Client

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The Proposal

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Pitch Perfect

Sleepless in Seattle? I am imagining two Associates, one East Coast, one West Coast, working on a project together and never sleeping b/c there is just so much work. Maybe they are the last two Associates left in the world after pandemic ended... I am digressing. There are just so many possibilities.

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Crazy Rich Partners

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Saving Associate Analyst

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12 Angry Partners

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Flight Club

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Memoirs of a Chad

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The Godfather offer.... where industry offers me a 20% pay bump, better WLF, and less self hate

LMAO!!! This would be a hilarious movie!

https://www.kearney.com/kearney-blog/meet-the-partner lmao

Les Miserables (quite literally)

Yeah I had a ppmd as a parent. Kind of a weird situation. Literal firm family. Different branch entirely. Still feels weird sometimes.

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