In one sentence only, how would you convince someone to get vaccinated? Bonus if you can do it in 3-5 words!

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Hug people again.

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I saw my parents yesterday (socially distanced) and when we were leaving, I had to awkwardly forearm bash them goodbye. Sucked.

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No more fogged glasses

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@CD Thank you!

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Polio.

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Wow. One word scorcher!

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Liberals hate it

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Don't kill other people.

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I was going to go with the more virtuous “Don’t kill others,” but seeing how well masking and social distancing has done, that didn’t seem self-serving enough…

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You’ll ______again.

(Fill in blank with:go out for dinner/drinks/movies/concerts/date people/get a haircut/ live/love/laugh etc.)

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If you won’t do it for yourself...do it for others.

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I’m more concerned about the long term unknown effects of the virus than the vaccine

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I had Covid too and dealing with long Covid which is full of surprises for all of us. To say scientists have all the answers about any long term effects is ridiculous

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Free iPhone 12 with every vaccine?
Free McRib?

I’m joking of course. But also not.

I know the best and brightest among you are likely working on this ad campaign for real and/or with the Ad Council and I thank you. Godspeed. Use your powers for good! 💫

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My husband’s friends ( blue collar, mostly, think self-employed contractors and electricians) are very suspicious and hesitant. “Too rushed” “ don’t know long term side effects yet” type comments.

I sense what will work most for them is influencers/people they respect and trust getting it.

They see politicians gettting it and think that is fake/just saline. Honestly. 😕

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Do it for them. (Pics of various high risk population people)

Do it for you. ( pics that show those same people are your grandma/husband/brother/mailman/neighbor/school teacher /child)

(I’m not a creative!)

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Be a patriot. Save America.

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lol trying g to get free work huh?

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Don’t be an idiot

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One long-term effect of covid is no more boners anymore.

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Make COVID-19 history.

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I get paid a lot of money for that type of thinking :)

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I already did.

Free cookie with every vaccine

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Best path back to normal.

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Make America Immune Again

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Want your life back?

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