Lexis: $800
IT and internet: $400
Rent: $1400
Claude tokens to vibe code and operate an increasingly complex fleet of agents to do a mediocre job at my job: $360,000
Insurance: $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my law firm is dying

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What’s your candle budget like?

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$3600

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Why are you paying Claude … are you just taking on too many clients? Isn’t it cheaper to potentially hire someone? Or maybe even two people?

Human goals, like humans are flawed. My agent swarms output accurate information tailored to what they determine to be the ideal question. Judges like lawyers will soon be obsolete

You are using outdated metrics. By token burn/lawyer I am the greatest law firm on earth.

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Hi how are you my tayyab Hussain I'm from Pakistan I have in Abu Dhabi working 12 years

How are your Google

What's the revenue?

I bill my clients in a self-generated cryptocurrency so it's not easily translated to obsolete USD

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