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I do that thing where I stick my lips inside a bottle, any bottle really, and suck on it a for a long while. More cost effective.

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Super Chad

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This guy wants to be handsome squidward so bad lol

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His face is stronger than my password protection app. 🤣

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Jeeze. How much filler did that guy inject???

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It’s so creepy when mannequins come to life

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FOUR DAYS?!?!

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Presumably these are whole-company days off that would be in addition to the vacation/PTO plan… but the wording does make it sound bad haha

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I actually made this face when I saw his face:

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AI still has a ways to go but that looks somewhat close to a human.

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I used my three other days off for lip surgery.

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😁

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Mr Bogdanoff still alive?!?!? DUMP IT

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There was an episode of Dr Who where mannequins came to life and tried to destroy the universe. I'm just saying...

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Why do DocuSign have any employees at all. They have technology so you can sign pdf. It’s done.

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Why do people think botox and lip fillers make them look good? All you end up looking like is a goldfish that is constantly startled.

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He looks like Conan O’Brien when he was 5 😁

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Surprised that he didn't have his short off for this post....lol

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Holy cra*p..I meant to say SHIRT not shorts!! 😳 even more funny

Is that a human?

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This post makes me uncomfortable.

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MewedIn

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That’s next level insecurity

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He looks like Pixar character that came to life…creepy

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https://www.seattletimes.com/business/gravity-payments-ceo-dan-price-resigns/ what are we going to do without this guy, he’s the cringe master general

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Biggest cringe for me has got to be when people include “ex-<company name>” in their title… see it for loads of the big 4 firms and I’m thinking wow you must love slave drivers that underappreciate you 🤣

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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No BS, no fluff, straight to the point. As anti-cringe as it gets 😂😂😂

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Do we think this is what all partners are thinking?

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Not sure if cringe… thoughts? Just seems odd but we also all have our own way of coping…

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“I’m excited to announce I don’t give a s*** about your new job or promotion” - me 90% of the time on LinkedIn

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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$1000 says this didn’t happen. 🤣 😂

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I’m talking mostly about two kinds of people. 1. The influencer who is actually unemployed, but lists 25 BS things they do
2. The brand collector, who writes “ex-“ for every former company they worked at and school they went to. Maybe less full of it but still insufferable.

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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I’m baby is dying but I’ve got KPI’s, so give me attention!

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In my email this morning, a clue as to why LinkedIn has become so bad recently. Do we have LI's acquisition by Microsoft to blame for this descent into facebook territory? #whatiskillinglinkedin

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