lol what

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I ain’t readin allat

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but are you happy for her though

or sorry that happened

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Of course while her ramble is mostly about not working at the major tech players she ain't above hash tagging all of 'em to get in on those sweet, sweet eyeballs they generate. (eye roll)

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The exGF part was 🧑‍🍳👌

I didn’t see the need to mention the ex-gf part and how that relates to her overarching point of having worked at a big name company. Word vomit for sure lol

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She didn’t have a clear audience here - was she talking to employers or people trying to get hired?! Weird

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Just spewing meaningless nonsense.

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Jesus

I stopped reading after the third ex.

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