“Do you think art directors look at images online for inspiration?”

When’s a good time to shift to PE? 0+3 rn. Thinking of applying in 9ish months time

How job security in Persistent system?
What is the bench period? .Are projects generally short term or long term.?

Does HSBC give some staff benefits to it's employees on there banking services..

Does anyone have any recommendations on how to prep for a human capital case study? I’m interviewing for SC role and have deep knowledge in the areas of Org Design, Change Management and Culture Transformation. I worry more about structuring the conversation and my answers in the most effective way

Recently i got offer from bosch ,meanwhile benz is also called for 4th round of interview,what should i do if i received offer from benz ?can i withdraw from bosch within a month and join benz?

“This report is like a bikini. What it is showing is interesting; what is beneathbthe cover is crucial.”

Is anyone on a project that’s upgrading from Oracle cloud financials from R12 to R13?

Which is a better place (for better opportunities) for product-based MNC's? Chennai or Bengaluru?

Anyone else getting spammed for "law firm in house/gc's office" roles and know what the deal is with that? Not really looking to do it but curiosity

Hello,

If someone decide to resign within probation period itself. what will be notice period and if reason is salary, will Amdocs revise the package?

Anyone Joined Citi Pune recently? I need some help..

How to register for nxttrans for transport

Any leads for good headhunters ir recruiters? I am looking for full time
in the LA area- Thanks!

What are the current vibes at Chiat Day?

What is the starting package of Business Intelligence Advisor (I7) at Dell Technologies?

Anyone working in. Hexaware as a data scientist ?

Hi, can anyone please let me know whom I should contact to receive my ID card from FIS? I joined few months back and I still haven't received my ID card.
Thank you

::hears milk frothing in the office::
::looks up::
::sees someone has set up an espresso machine at their desk::

Open offices have gone too far...

I’ve been leading a massive project by myself for the last year almost and my boss torpedoed my last round of meetings: “oh we don’t need to socialize this, I’ve been doing it, let’s just kick it off.” Okay. So turns out, no one fucking knew and now because we had one meeting instead of two, the people we met with aren’t even the ones doing the work, and they’re not telling the ones who are supposed to do the work about it. So I now need to go back and do more meetings.

“business advice: open the attachment” -RHONY playing in background

“At dinner John (client) said I have nice legs, grabbed my thigh, put his arm around me & invited me to his hotel. Seems inappropriate.” Boss: “Well we won’t be taking him to dinner again this year”🤯

What's more important for business longevity?
Value your customer's needs or your employees sanity/ mental wellness?

The company I work for clearly value the customer more and I feel that it's not aligned to my personal values :(
It makes me wonder if I'm the "crazy" one to believe the company should value their people first?

Is there any good reason to take a 10+ minute call in a bathroom stall at work? Noticing people doing this as RTO ramps up and I really don’t understand why you wouldn’t go outside or at least in your car.

“I feel like I’m the stupidest person here”
“You are not stupid. You literally work at one of the top consulting firms in the world”
“I literally got a 6% in one exam during undergrad”
“Well damn I guess you are stupid”

I don’t care about users. We are in appease the client mode.

"Do you really think we can spend all that money?"

These were influencer managers not media

“Just came back from Hawaii, it was beautiful. Lots of good wine”-MD.
Tired analysts: 😒😒

“Circumcision makes your dick look like it’s wearing a tailored suit. Circumcised is James Bond. Uncircumcised is James Out-On-Bond"

“What do you guys see...a mouse or a blue screen”

"I don’t like morning people. Or morning. Or people”

Words of Wisdom

“Fuck it I’m going to PDF this bitch"

"Can you make it feel more like blueberries taste?" ACCOUNT TO CREATIVE

I'll stick around for the bonus but want to make my side hustle my main career next year.
The side hustle is Scentsy...

Why are people not good at ending zoom calls? I feel like I’m always the person who throws in the closing statement (I.e, ok well sounds good is that all? Have a nice day! This was helpful thanks Karyn..looks like we’re at top of the hour already) 🤦🏻‍♀️

“Isn’t meth, like, so early 2000’s? Does anyone do that anymore?”

Alright, Fishbowl - whats the juiciest gossip you heard this week at work?