My friend referred this girl to me that's looking for a job. Her email to me said she's looking for a position in consulting. She's currently a nanny, and listed "diapering" as a skill... #icanteven

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Posting as :
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In a way us consultants are babysitters!

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At least give her some resume advice

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Could be a useful skill with some of the new analysts I've met

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Did you check to see if she could be a good candidate to support the office beautification initiative? Skills are overrated these days.

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Maybe you can even.

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I did and told her to look on the career site. I wasn't an a-hole about it but c'mon...

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She would be a good consultant - cleaning up after the client has shit all over

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Diapering is the new codeword for programming in R and python. She should get hired right away.

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Lol I just died. That's too funny and cute? 😂

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She's just trying to prove that she knows how to deal with shit.#giverhersomecredit

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Op has never changed a doaper

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Diaper fuck lack if autocorrect on fb

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We all start somewhere. R+L=J

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