My mom sent this to zing me for not being married.

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“Wow, Mom, I didn’t think you’d understand, but you do! You really do!”

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Moms a savage. My mom today threw a tantrum because I didn’t give him grandchildren yet 🙄

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We call them granddogs. MIL loves it, Mom not so much.

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Mom got humor!

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Marry me

Cool 👍🏻

Finally starting to look for a wife candidate after overcoming raging workaholism going back to grade school days, and afraid I’m past my prime (29/M 😕)

Move to a big city, especially on the coasts, and you'll be right on time.

Ugh my mom sent me a voice message yesterday going on about how I can't wait any longer, no one will want me when I'm too old (40 is trash can material), I have to settle down with 1-2 kids else who's gonna take my money and assets when I die. 🙄

DA1, I hope you don’t believe a word of that. 🤗🤗You are going to find the right one for you when the time is right, for you.
Until then ignore the criticism and caterwauling.

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