My SO told me that if I begin my answer to one more of her questions this week with "it depends", she is going to slap the shit out of me. Can't say I blame her, it is probably really annoying.

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@EY1 get the stick out of your butt

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I personally like getting slapped around a little by females.

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But sometimes it really does depend!!

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To your point...it just depends!

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Domestic violence is not funny or a laughing matter.

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I think all my answers would start with it depends going forward to PWC2's point

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does she wear depends?

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