Now the world also knows you can’t spell. SVP knew it wasn’t easy…

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Aw go easy on 'em, they're knew at this!

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*Their* knew at this

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They gnew they were wrong, but wanted to shake things up.

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How do you no its wrong?

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Sweet fancy Moses. I cannot even get job interviews and these people are running companies. Maybe if I lobotomized myself and spouted vapid rah rah capitalism...

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She’s the head secretary.

I thought it was a word play on news

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Any word on layoffs at JPM?

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I was given a salary range of 95k-100k for a mulit billion dollar company. Senior financial analyst. Is it unreasonable to ask for 110k or 105k if an offer gets extended? Since its late in the year, they said i wont get a bonus or merit increase this next year, could i use this as reasoning behind more money?

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I read this super interesting article about how big companies like Toyota are investing in social-emotional training for their employees and seeing massive benefits. I actually think this could be a whole separate class for students of all ages. Learning about conflict resolution, growing your own self-regulation skills...it's really important.

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Is an MBA really worth it?

What does an online MBA look like in terms of class time, work load, realistic time to complete etc?

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Google phone screen for ops roles any insight fellow 🐠 🐠?

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How are projects allocated to new joinees in Accenture? How long do they allow to be on bench!!

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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The update really solidifies the cringe for me 🫣

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Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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Not cringey but funny as hell.

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Does anyone else feel that the more content someone puts in their LinkedIn headline, the more full of it they are? I say this as someone with a bunch of stuff lol but at least it’s all at one company and accurate.

I’m talking mostly about two kinds of people. 1. The influencer who is actually unemployed, but lists 25 BS things they do
2. The brand collector, who writes “ex-“ for every former company they worked at and school they went to. Maybe less full of it but still insufferable.

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Dear fishes,

If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

Sincerely,
The greatest vice president of this bowl.

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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Out of all the things that didn’t happen this week, this didn’t happen the most.

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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This is how I feel!!!

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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Not every person in the comments saying how great of a parent they are

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Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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This is the very definition of privilege

Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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It's the "loves this" for me

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Incoming (job title) vs ex (company name).
Which one is more cringe?

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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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https://www.seattletimes.com/business/gravity-payments-ceo-dan-price-resigns/ what are we going to do without this guy, he’s the cringe master general

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