On the bench = no need to 🚿 for 2 or 3 days in a row 😝🙊

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OP - I fully support your anti shower stance. Am female, getting my hair wet is a serious time commitment! At client site and haven't washed my hair since Sunday night....

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Dirty monkey. My mother would spray you down.

How can you get up and not shower? Even worse - how can you get into your bed without a shower? Guessing you're single...

Yeah that is nasty. Please shower regardless. How lazy are you.

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