Overheard on my flight today. Worst pick up line ever and surprised the woman didn't eject him at 35k. "What's your thigh gap status?...executive platinum". Delta flight get status right. No words

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Thank you K1

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My brother had the absolute worst: "hey, wanna play circus?" Her: "circus?" Him: "yeah, you sit on my face and I guess your weight."
Needless to say, brother is not in a happy, fulfilling relationship.

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My response to the woman. He tried that line on me earlier and it didn't work either. Dude sat in awkward silence the rest of the flight.

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Is anyone going to explain it?

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It's referencing the space between her legs... I guess.

It was perfectly fine. It's about how you say it haah

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