People act all embarrassed when they tell me they don't know what "engineering" means and I just tell them it's based off the word "engine," and we study how systems (like engines) work. That usually explains it

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There’s engineers that don’t understand it either. LOL

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How long before they find out I'm only pretending to know what I'm doing around here?

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I usually refer to it as applied physics. It’s at least a good description of an engineering program at university.

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I prefer applied sciences or sometimes I just say it's my job to know how stuff is made and what we can do with it if I'm explaining to younger people

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I’m a civil engineer. When people ask what that is, I tell them I design the things that make civilization possible, or all the the infrastructure that cities are made of (all the stuff you take for granted until something goes wrong).

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