Personality hires, this is for you! 🤩 we have $100 bottles of champagne and cute coffee table books about Rolex 🤑🤑

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In addition to everything else, screams of super-low salary.

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So toxic positivity! 🤮

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$60 bottle on the left. Not sure what the right is.

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Dang, my grocery store must really be up selling those then 😯

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Well I mean, the 70’s and 80’s VC’s in the Valley invested largely based on the personality of the founders rather than the company itself so there’s some truth to this. Nonetheless, cringe.

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The photo is cringy and might attract the wrong people. But adaptability, team dynamics and attitude are hugely important. Who wants to work with a self-centered coworker that puts their needs above everyone else and makes no effort to be part of the team? Just saying 😐

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Trying to look at the post from a kind lens 🤣

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Sounds good in writing but the hip popping passive aggressive stance is saying something else.

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Maybe she is practicing her bachata dance moves and just hit the rest beat....

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Since when is this a new and/or fresh idea? I started working in the early 1970's and personality, attitude, adaptability, and discretion were all part of the "total package" that recruiters were looking for back then. The way this posted embarrassing "Job Qualifications" was written makes it sound like previous generations of workers were nothing but a bunch of unlikeable, nasty neighbors who you didn't want to be around and who may have treated customers poorly. The picture they've used of the girl is unfortunate - it shows someone who is ultra-into themselves, too cocky and too over-involved with her importance.

Good ol Lilly Reid. Of course she pops up on my feed…

Here’s the thing about this post: it’s 💯 unnecessary. Maybe go read some of those resumes piling up?

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Just saw a commercial that was definitely filmed in my apartment building in downtown LA. Felt kind of weird.

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Favorite snack ? Mine is cut up bell peppers, bagel chips and baby carrots with dip :)

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Anyone done a bourbon tour in kentucky? Looking for pointers. Do we make our own itinerary. Is there a package tour or group thing i can join.

I recommend books I've never read to people who ask for book suggestions.

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So I feel like I want to keep eating something all day. Even though I'm full and not really hungry. It's the thing of chewing I guess. What to do to combat this?

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White people being the main ones mad Slave Play didn't win any Tony's is...something

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I mean those $6 meals are nice but stay safe y’all 😷

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Favorite prepped meal services?

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I recently discovered the "Just Thinking" podcast, dealing with social and cultural issues through a Christian lense. Started with an episode recommended by a friend, then just HAD to go back to episode one and start listening all the way through. So appreciate the work the Lord is doing through these gentlemen.


What's new to your ears these days?

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I've been working as a host for an expensive restaurant for a year. Considering how much a dish costs here, I don't understand why we can't be paid well instead of having to rely on tips to survive.

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Pizza recs for NY style pizza? Aware of antico’s & felini’s (not biggest fan) but looking to explore

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Homemade croissants - take 2!

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Any recommendations for restaurants in NYC to catch up with friends?

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I have tons of mushrooms, what should I cook?

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Tuesday Wordle

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Friend lives in Moscow, Russia and friends with a Sr manager of multiple rolex ADs in the city. Apart from the usual DJs, literally the only thing they apparently have in the entire city is a single Submariner gold TT. Crazy. And here I was thinking that I can outfox the waitlists

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Make gwap and pine tings

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Is there a market to sell Cuban cigars on the side?

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Oh boy it was chilly tonight! Not ready for whats to come 😭

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HELP PLEASE! !

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Brillio (joining in 2023) but as an intern i have experience of using go-lang as backend developer. So my question is should i join Brillo or look for some other companies. I don't know what type of clients Brillio have and tech they use.

Please help.

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Just found out the "roadside assistance" for my Tesla doesn't cover emergency battery recharging. Wish I realized that before it became an issue

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How did you find out what you want in life? Feeling lost mid-career..

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Anyone hear anything from their coaches??

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Hi I have 5+ yrs of bedside clinical research nurse experience and have been trying to pivot to the CRO world. I have applied to over 40+ positions and keep getting rejected. I have reformatted my resume to ATS but that doesn’t seem to be working either. Why is it so hard to get into the CRO industry and why is my hospital experience not translating? Thanks

Cloud surfing to Vegas.

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Which Mckinsey office in the Middle East is hiring? Does Dubai office still hire experienced hire now?

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10 days to turn around a RFP.
Agency: request schedule Q&A session
Client: Let me check schedules. Wednesday next week works for our team... (day 6 of RFP) 🤦‍♂️

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Abortion banned in Georgia after 6 weeks. Y’all better wrap it up.

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Springs are so interesting....

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Any books to recommend to get more educated on wine?

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Good job Stuart ya knob

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From which month revised salary ( which is done during the end of the pay cycle) is credited to the employees in deloitte india

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Looking for referrals for production support and developer roles
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Hi everyone, I’m seeking some advice - my dog (8yrs old) was attacked several months ago by another dog and after she became depressed and anxious. We got her anti depression meds and those seemed to help but how a lot now a lot of signs are pointing to a potential brain tumor. To get an MRI is +1k. My mom doesn’t want to spend money but it just hurts me so much to see the behavior - she walks around in constant circles, looks sad, seizures, hides under the bed. Any advice would be appreciated.

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Anyone play fantasy football? Would anyone be interested in a bowl / mini league? I’m guessing there are some good data analysis skills being put to good use out there.

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Seeing some posts on layoffs in barclays. Is it true and which category of Employees will fall in that list.

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Does anyone have a good psychologist/counselor recommendation in NYC? One that accepts United and doesn’t charge $130 “for the first six sessions”? I just want someone I can pay $35 weekly.

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And now.. let me take a selfie!

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country 🙄 douche

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The update really solidifies the cringe for me 🫣

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Dear fishes,

If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

Sincerely,
The greatest vice president of this bowl.

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How are people this comfortable with public bragging? I will always be in awe 🫢 (1/2)

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Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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Out of all the things that didn’t happen this week, this didn’t happen the most.

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I woke up today tired.

My work cell was buzzing and then I remembered something.

I forgot to thank the bus driver that dropped me off a few days ago.

I got up and rushed downstairs to find the bus driver.

It was raining outside but I was already running barefoot to the bus stop.

I stood there soaked in my pajamas as the bus approached.

Then, the door opened. The driver got up and shook my hand.

I sat down and started my shift.

I’m the bus driver. Reminder to love and thank yourself.

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This one is going to make some of y’all mad, but it’s so annoyingly unnecessary. The most irritating part is “is it a shirt day or a skirt day”…. Like women don’t wear shirts with skirts and men don’t wear shirts with pants. Shirts and skirts are not mutually exclusive. I’ll just leave this here.

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Nice try Accenture.

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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Eugene Mirman is very funny.

(15) Eugene Mirman | LinkedIn

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crying ceo killed everyone today on LinkedIn 🤣🤣🤣

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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This is the very definition of privilege

Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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Cam Newton’s LinkedIn…. Why???

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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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