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Who is this guy hanging out with? Nobody I know has time for that lifestyle.

Jobs, kids, aging parents -- we're all too tired to live like decadent Roman emperors.

I feel like I'm indulging if I have 5 minutes for a Snickers bar.

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Pretty sure all of those things have existed since the dawn of human history and we're still plugging away lol.

It's annoying when people assume that their personal path is somehow universally applicable or enviable. It's like my dude, good on you, but no one cares lol

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So Andy does drugs and gambles?

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I hate when people like this act like everyone is some dumb addict. You can enjoy alcohol without losing control and binge drinking all the time.

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Nerds

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But I like porn, partying, gambling and alcohol though. And don’t particularly care for civilization..

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A little porn never hurt anyone 😂

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*armpit porn

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Don't point at me, Andy

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I’m surprised neither of them tried to say we can replace these things with AI.

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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