Really not this deep

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Cringe, hmm…Awkward and forced, their actions are. Like a bantha in a china shop, discomfort they bring. Seeking attention, yet harmony they disrupt. Mmm, balance they lack.

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What is it about that platform that encourages grown adults to share this kind of slop? Literally. Nobody. Cares. Dude.

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Order club soda with lime. Nobody cares.

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FFS. If you are so busy, why are you posting on LinkedIn, bro?

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I don’t drink. I am always down to “grab a drink”. I never assumed that means I have to drink.

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"I'm better than you and I need you all to know it"

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I'm 100% in favor of alcohol free work events. It's safer for everyone that way. I don't know why he feels the need to frame his straight edge lifestyle as a brave stance, though.

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Ugh. I saw this one. Next up, the vegan martyr whose forbearance is tested when the interns invite him to join them for pizza. O the cross he must bear!

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i’m just shocked 54 people liked it

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Gotta love these jokers who think that not drinking alcohol makes them stronger, more worthy, and morally superior to anybody who has a beer or glass of wine every now and then

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So you can finally show mom what you do all day.

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Every time someone tries to pitch us on “a new exciting untapped market” 🧐

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To the person who pisses all over the seat of the private bathroom: we know it's you. Cut it out.

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Want a job? Want to work at S&? Are you a manager or above? Send me a DM! We’re in a big hiring push… specifically for our digital strategy team, but can always direct you to your preferred team.

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I am getting a little impatient with a recruiter who feels like she has been ghosting me. I need to make another decision with a company by tomorrow but have not heard back from this other company since I’ve interviewed last Monday. I updated her on my timeline and she hasn’t emailed me back. I have her number from when she initially called me. Would it be bad to just give her a call?

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A few months ago, there were articles about how Juniper Park/TBWA’s hand sign saved the life of a kidnapped girl in a car. But the next day, reporters asked the guy who called the cops about it and he said he had no idea what the hand sign meant, he actually called the cops because the kidnapped girl kept mouthing “Help me.” I’ve heard of agencies exaggerating sales results or click through rates in case studies, I really hope JP/TBWA isn’t exaggerating about, literally, saving someone’s life.

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Anyone with a Bajaj Allianz policy? I had one 10 years ago that is maturing this month and want to figure out how I can ensure it gets transferred to my account. It is so hard to use their website or do anything with it, to get access to a help desk!

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23 F Maharashtra, wanted to try virtual dating.. not sure if its worth the time or not let sees

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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Does anyone think it’s a good idea to beg for a job and put your personal life out there to get sympathy, because that is what I am seeing every day on LinkedIn and then the recruiters and everybody will comment and send the jobs and they will end up with a job or interview the next day.
I’m getting close to the point of doing that because it seems like it is working.

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on the way to an interview this morning eating a sandwich. I walked past a homeless man who had a stray cat perched on his lap. He asked for a bite of sandwich to feed them both as they hadn’t eaten in days. I gave the whole sandwich over and headed off to the interview. As I got to the interview room there was a large executive chair facing away from me. The chair turned and on top was a mirror. When looking in the mirror I could see the cat. I am the cat. Truly inspirational when you work hard

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Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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And now.. let me take a selfie!

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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This dentsu challenge thing is so cringe. Such an echo chamber.

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How are people this comfortable with public bragging? I will always be in awe 🫢 (1/2)

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Not every person in the comments saying how great of a parent they are

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$1000 says this didn’t happen. 🤣 😂

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Someone send me this. I hope this wasn’t on LinkedIn! But good for them.

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Using his dads death to fake a tribute which is really disguised to get sympathy for a job

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Definitely not bragging or showing off …

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Eugene Mirman is very funny.

(15) Eugene Mirman | LinkedIn

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A fair number of how these random connection requests go.

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