Remember when LinkedIn feeds were for "we're hiring" posts? If I owned LinkedIn, I would make one day a week just for that: Post a job. Or don't post. It would be called: Please hold your pollution posts about coming out, anti-abortion, feel good, human-interest stories, and your two paragraphs of unsolicited advice. Well, probably I would need to think of a better name, but you get it.

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I want a day for memes too

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Okay, sure. We can fit that in. Meme Monday.

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I do get it!

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And the graphics with I'm so excited thrilled to share ---- really no more. Pls no more.

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😂😂😂😂😂 everyone wants to give the inspiring unsolicited advice

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