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(More than once) when asking someone why they are interested in joining they have responded with, "I wasn't interested. You/agency called me." It was funny they thought they'd get the job.

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I was recruiting for a Head of Digital once and the guy told said "Twitter will become a big thing, people should start using it." This was 2015.

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Got offered a $20k signing bonus in my offer letter, signed it and emailed it in, got a call from the recruiter telling me she sent me the wrong letter and that there is actually no signing bonus. At this point I had already turned down all my other offers. Not good form

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^sorry I know that's not funny but just had to vent

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AD1 interviewing candidates isn't mandatory. When I'm there I'm expressing interest. I expect the same in return. If you're not interested don't waste our time.

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^ I've said this twice. Both times, I've been offered the job. But I'm also a no bullshit kinda guy.

Fcb1, please don't ask this empty cliche question if you don't want empty cliche boilerplate fake answers. And especially don't ask if you or agency pursued the person, then you kinda have to sell them on joining you too, it's a two way street.

As far as funny stories, this is 100% true story - woman interviewing me stops talking mid sentence, picks her teeth with a finger nail, looks at piece of food on the nail, licks it off/eats it back. Actually... That was gross!

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