SOS brothers and sisters. I have to pass a urinalysis in about 30 days. I’ve stopped smoking (yesterday) and am wondering if anyone else has detox methods that they stand by. For new job so panicking!

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Maybe the company values aren’t a good fit with yours?

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I live in WA so it’s legal, but the space they operate in involves heavy machinery so they drug test all employees. I didn’t know until after the whole interview process.

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Buy Palo Azul tea off amazon and google it and watch a YouTube video on it. I drank it every day and was showing up clean in 2 weeks. Also dry brushing before you shower is supposed to help.

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Qcarbo from GNC. Not cheap but it’ll be worth it. I’ve had friends pass urine tests after quitting for only a week and cleansing with that. You’ll be on the toilet for a good half day but it’ll be worth it.

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30 days should be no problem. Unless you are an outlier you’ll probably be within the threshold in 9-10 days (depending on your metabolism)

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Update: peeing clean on day 20! Thanks for all your support!

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30 days is not panic territory. Tons of water, eat clean. Should be good in two weeks.

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Hydrate, sweat, repeat. Then stop 2-3 days before your test. Unless you are incredibly fat, you should be fine.

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Activated charcoal

Can make you really sick if you don’t know what you’re doing^

Don’t panick get your friends urine and put it in a condom make sure you keep the condom close to your thighs so the urine remains warm. Don’t worry u are good they won’t watch you piss you aren’t in probation.

Tried this and came back as prego..... I’m a guy so you can imagine how that turned out 🤦‍♂️

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