Stub year here.

Had the following elevator convo with one of the most senior (guy is very old) partners at the firm:

Me: water is being shut off briefly tomorrow, think your group will be wfh?

Partner: Not sure, I’ll just be bringing a bucket.

Me: Haha, I was thinking of diapers myself

Partner: Haha, that’s a good one, I’m going to use it

Me: It’s all yours, you could sell it better (meaning his delivery in my mind)

Partner: because I’m old?

*elevator closes*

Fired by tomorrow??

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That whole thing was weird and uncomfortable. However, since all of you have strange ways to joke, you're fine.

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I liked it tho

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High key weird, but low key funny. Idk how to feel about this. It’s only Tuesday. Damn.

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Fake. There is no way a Biglaw attorney would have that level of humor and on the spot wit. I'd be stammering and laughing every 5 seconds.

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It’s real… unfortunately.

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Yes, pack up

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I love that atty’s are humored and on-the-spot witty.

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Nah fam you dunked on that geezer. Equity by tomorrow.

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Relax bro

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At least you have a future in standup 👍

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He has a sense of humor - don’t sweat it.

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You’re good. This is funny.

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This conversation would haunt me for years but you’re fine

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Wait I’m confused by the logistics lol. Was one of you in the elevator and one not? The 🐠 must know.

I think partner won this exchange.

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