That look when I receive an email about a new Teams Channel where I find an update instructing me to sign up for team updates via Yammer and training via Zoom.

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Should probably work on getting all that corn off your chest first

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Corn is never really yours

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Stop trying to make Yammer happen!

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Yammer is not going to happen.

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