"There is a certain compensation for perfectionism that means leaning back in a chair very limp with arms hanging and neck back."

Any leads for single occupancy room available
Location: Gurgaon
Budget under 15k

Got added to the client's mailing list so now I get typo-filled emails about "This person is covering as receptionist for 2 days" and "Who needs a mouse pad". ugh, can I unsubscribe?

Best wine app? Wanting to catalog the bottles I have, see stats, get notified when wine is coming up to drink (out of hold periods), etc.

It’s week 5 for me of the breakup and even though I had a full and fun weekend with friends and people I love, I woke up today so so sad because I wanted to text my ex. I just feel overall so defeated and exhausted from sadness and unmotivated at work :(

Doing documentation is the the adult version of Mad Libs

I’m a guy and sometimes I sit when I pee so that I make less of a mess and have to clean my bathroom less frequently. On the same note, I usually shit standing up which tends to be much messier

Hi Fishes,

Need advice,

I recently got laid off by PS and my notice period just got over,

I have offers from:

PineLabs,

HealthKart,

Recro,

Rojo Consultancy

All are offering almost same ctc around 19-22 LPA,

I have 3 years of experience as a backend developer,

working on Spring Boot, REST API, Java 8.

Any help is really appreciated,

Thanks in Advance 😅

How early is too early to decorate for Christmas? I'm very much in wait until after Thanksgiving camp, but my neighbors have had so much stuff up since November 1st!

BBDO laying off 30+ staff this year, but also buying their remaining staff Christmas gifts got me like 🤮🤡

Looking for opportunity
YOE 15
Skill :
_enterprises data management
_data migration
_project management
_salesforce
_team handle
_shell scripting
_SQL
_CRM
_Sible
_ETL

Industry experience_
Telecom
Banking and finance
Consumer goods

Hi,

I am graduating this December and looking for full time roles starting January 2023. I have 2 years of data science work experience before my Masters and I'm currently working part-time as a data science engineer - building data pipelines, dashboards; optimizing, packaging and deploying ML models.

I'm looking for referrals in data science space. I can share my github profile/resume/github page if you need more information. Any help is highly appreciated.

Thanks in advance.

Hey Fishes,

I’m looking for a referral at Infosys Consulting.
Any leads would be helpful.

Thank you.

What reading curriculum does your district use?

How many times do you think about quitting per day?

Feature film pitch deck: InDesign or Pages?

Looking for a lifestyle Photographer in Florida. Any recommendations?

Recommendations for female directors with comedy chops?

I’m starting at VMLY&R on account side and was asked if I want a PC or Mac. Not trying to be the odd one out - what do most account folks have?

“Isn’t meth, like, so early 2000’s? Does anyone do that anymore?”

"We hear your responses to our anonymous pulse survey, and we understand you all overwhelmingly think our team structure org needs to change. We understand it's not necessarily working well—but here's why we're NOT going to change it."
Why ask us if you really don't care?

“Just came back from Hawaii, it was beautiful. Lots of good wine”-MD.
Tired analysts: 😒😒

I made an announcement during our team meeting that I'll be taking another job offer. My petty boss said, "Well now that we have a little more budget, the rest of you will be getting raises!"

So overheard after work:

I left a company a while back and a coworker of mine that also left just informed me that one of the C level execs has an SEC decision against him for embezzling several million.

This was from before I worked there...

“There are so many layers of Daddy. Book coming soon. How to get one, how to be one, how to keep one!”

“The copy needs more modern slang young millennials can relate to. It isn’t jiggy enough right now."

“Who cares if it doesn’t work! You have to sell the vision!”

“We had complimenting genitalia.”

“Fuck it I’m going to PDF this bitch"

“Circumcision makes your dick look like it’s wearing a tailored suit. Circumcised is James Bond. Uncircumcised is James Out-On-Bond"

OH: (RE: required meeting attendance)

"Ok, fine. I will say yes now but fair warning I may fake my own death beforehand."

I'll stick around for the bonus but want to make my side hustle my main career next year.
The side hustle is Scentsy...

I give the clients gold, but they decide instead, they want me to paint it with sh*t.

“Chatroulette, but for apartment peepholes."

"Can you make it feel more like blueberries taste?" ACCOUNT TO CREATIVE

“What do you guys see...a mouse or a blue screen”

"She's like 30, but doesn't look super old"

First time working as a senior and Manager doesn’t review or have time for many questions. Deff trying my best but very hard to be efficient when it’s takes time for me to understand everything (planning). anybody in the same situation?