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Peanuts

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I'm also going to pick something nice up for my lady at the Walmart jewelry counter.

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Hookers and blow

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I should start a GoFundMe to make up the rest of what I believe my bonus should be. Or to fund D4 and I

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^^oh Manager, looks like we've got ourselves a "Dollar Menu-millionaire" here! (Google it)

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Some Botox . This job line is giving me puffy eyes

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A slim Jim at 7/11

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The entire value menu at McDonalds

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Purchasing the Braves...bargain pricing right now

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D4. ***hooker OR blow. I'd how much you're expecting to get for a bonus and I'm not buying either of the two unless highest quality.

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Throwing that shit in the market. In the words of GZA "Diversify yo bonds"

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If you have change from youre fast food takeover

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A butt job

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Down payment on a Rolex, then finance the remaining 8000 from the 8500 over the next 12 years

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Did I miss the communications for this?

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Divorce lawyer

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Salted. In the shell.

D4 watch our for STD and Herpes

Damnit deloitte 4! You stole my line. Hookers and blow for sure! The question is how much do I allocate to each?!!

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Can anyone please suggest which would be best to join:

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After 10 rounds of interviews for a TPM position the recruiter says he will set me up for team alignment, and then take it to HC for a decision. Is this the normal process? Isnt HC decision done first

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