This just takes the cake… cntd

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Why is drinking and getting drunk the “fun” traits but staying home to chill is “boring”? I must be in the wrong era 🥺

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For long-term career growth and opportunities, what I should choose between Operations Finance at Amazon and B4 Audit?

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BEST: Jeep
WORST: Michelob (wtf?)
MISSED OP: Olay

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How are appraisals at Wissen Technology ? Wissen Technology Wissen InfoBeans

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Hi sharks,

18LPA CTC in India equivalent to how much in US considering all factors??

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How long does it takes to get the offer letter post HR discussion ? My HR discussion is done 1 week ago and current status is offer approval.

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Does anyone at EY drive for Uber or Lyft? Are there rules against it?

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Does anyone have any experience with the agency Brand Buddy?
(Working under contract for)

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I have got an offer from Amazon via email by the recruiter where my date of joining,CTC, benefits and designation is mentioned but when I have acknowledged that same within 24 hrs from receiving that email, the recruiter stopped replying me but I have already resigned from my current organization based on that offer but now it's been 4 days since when I am sending emails to them but they are not responding, what should be my next step,kindly help me

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Where are you from?

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What kind of service line is TC_IN_GDS_INTEL_REPORT_CLOUD? Is this line related to working with Data Science Technologies?

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I've an interview tomorrow for .net developer with Siemens, yoe : 7. What type of questions can I expect? Siemens

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KPMG is looking for qualified CA for their US audit engagement teams (statutory audit). DM me or reply in the comments if interested.
(Job ID - 22000E44 || Location - Kolkata)

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Hi Fishes, Please share your suggestions for the below. Schneider electrical (or) Comcast (or) CTS (or) SCB Which one will be preferable considering market recession - job security - WLB - benefits. All offered decent CTC. TIA. Schneider Electric Tata Consultancy CTS Comcast Standard Chartered

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Anyone here in large Automotive Tier 1 sales? What’s your position, sales/yr, base and bonus?

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What’s the best way to make your email stand out to a recruiter?

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The right mentor will have such a positive impact on both your private life, start a business or career!!!

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Does Partners & Pizza come with actual pizza (like a voucher or something) or is it just a name from pre-WFH?

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Anyone happen to be familiar with the 5300 Glencoe Park neighborhood/properties? Like it’s location to DT (job) but also want to make sure it’s good for my soon to be grade school kids.

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138k as an ACD in San Francisco - too low?

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$1000 says this didn’t happen. 🤣 😂

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works at PwC

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Here is my today’s contribution

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Why is this on LinkedIn? What does this have to do with networking and the workplace and careers? It feels like people are just using LinkedIn for a Facebook replacement...

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Eugene Mirman is very funny.

(15) Eugene Mirman | LinkedIn

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Out of all the things that didn’t happen this week, this didn’t happen the most.

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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LinkedIn has to end

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Visual Storyteller

And now.. let me take a selfie!

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Pro

There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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Enthusiast

Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country 🙄 douche

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Visual Storyteller

First off part 1/3
Second - idk I think she’s reaching here

-signed a working female

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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https://youtu.be/gE9bFLKvhK4

Hahaha 😆

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This guy has the worst posts…

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Cringe for today!
Two things,
1. Why can't you say this as a "Text" post.
2. What's your point?

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I am sorry, is this LinkedIn or some dating blog?

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No BS, no fluff, straight to the point. As anti-cringe as it gets 😂😂😂

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Bowl Leader

It’s not personal, it’s cringe 😬

This is a new bowl and there aren’t really any rules yet. It is supposed to be fun and lighthearted, please don’t be an a** 🙃

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