What happens to you if you work at Deloitte and forget to wear your vest? Do you get fired? Have seen 10 at the airport already

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You don’t get fired, but they cut off a finger for each day you forget to wear it

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Then they make you sit at the nearest bar and tell a minimum of 100 people that you work at Deloitte before you can leave

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I made one joke while facilitating new hire training about the 401k vesting schedule and it spiraled our of control from there

Spiraled out of control meaning people were outraged it took 4 years to vest the measly 1.5%?

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