What warning label would you put on your ex?

I'll go first: he'll never choose you over his mom.

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Or maybe he just didn’t want to choose YOU over his mom? 😈

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Marginal, at best.

Borderline

Accidental discharges with firearms and in the bed.

Hope you don’t like birthdays because the man will never celebrate yours!

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