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I went into a intensive outpatient program (IOP) which has been super helpful.

During the beginning of covid I drank every day and in a great deal. January it was a "dry" month which was hard the first week but overall great.

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Boomer. I am in between jobs. Laid off in 10/21 after 16+ yrs, with an ABA firm. RIF. Still on excellent terms. Took my time living off generous package and didn’t seriously start applying until 01/22. Made a rookie mistake and accepted first offer.
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H,
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I had cleared all rounds in Accenture and documents upload is also done but the recruiter never called after that, currently the status shown is as below:
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We highly appreciate your patience and continued interest in Accenture job opportunities."
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Having 11+ exp(will be 12 by dec).Role offered is Manager Project in Cognizant .At this exp , is the role justifiable?Please advise Fishes.

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YOE - 5 years

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