What’s your go-to corporate-speak phrase for when you’re trying to tell someone they’re being completely unreasonable? I'm out of ideas on how to be professional with people I want to pretty much yell at.

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We could do that.. if money wasn’t a concern.

That’s certainly a.. unique.. option.

There we are then.. (dead pan double blink)

Love the energy, but maybe we need to stick to viable alternatives.

Yeah.. no.

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*uneeasonable

You can always come out with "This suggestion is interesting, but I fear it may create unnecessary friction for the broader team." You're telling them it's unreasonable and they should buzz off, but it sounds like bland corporate chatter.

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That is a terrific idea. Let me know how it goes.

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HAHAHAH this made me laugh! I am going to have to steal this one!

Always be patient and try to listen their part as well and than react

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