When your wife asked where you are and you send her a flight map from flighttracker and she thought you were downstairs in the home office..

And her response is, “Oh, Cool” like it’s no big deal...

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I use the Life360 app which tracks locations for my kids and family. Couple times a year, I’ll get a question from my wife: “ I didn’t know you were going to...”

Usually I get to reply: “It’s ok honey, neither did I”

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G! I've missed you!!

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Last year my SO phoned to ask when I’d be home. I’d forgotten to tell them I was in Switzerland.

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“Them” !!! How many SOs do you have?

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How big is your house is the real question

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You mean... populate the firm to pay for your retirement?

On the plus side, at least you know she misses you enough during a work day to check-in on you 🤷‍♀️

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She wanted me to “grab her a Starbucks, if I was going”

She’s Italian. When she misses me, she yells at me. It took me years to figure this out and finally her Dad said, “oh that just means she missed you. You don’t expect her to tell you she misses you do you ?”

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When I got pregnant I knew the exact date of conception because we’d only been in the same country/continent once during the month in question!

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You sir should be dead 😂😂😂, dodged a bullet on that one

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Why is she texting you if she thinks your downstairs

I text my husband when I’m in the room down the hall 🤷🏻‍♀️

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