Who remembers the hot and crazy matrix guide video for dating women? A guide for men to stay away from the danger zone, find your wife, capture the unicorn to be studied and replicated 🤣

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Be careful…you’re probably talking to a dude.

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SA1 that’s way more than a 3 in my books (don’t worry SFW)

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Lamooo I just remembered that scene in how I met your mother. Hilarious.

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Mine is a solid 10 on both crazy and hot spectrum. I don’t let go as I don’t think I can ever bag a 10 on just the hot scale (because I don’t know if they exist) 🥲

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A 10 crazy is she keyed ur car, or got u in jail, or cheated, goes bananas

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There’s a video? I thought it was just a chart.

Video on YouTube, watch it and then come back and share your thoughts

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The matrix is correct for men, but not for women. Women are too complicated!

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I keep watching Schitt's Creek reruns now and then. It makes me feel warm and mushy, but also super lonely. So tired of being perpetually single. I know it's been posted about here a bunch of times before but it still sucks. Venting and knowing you're not alone, helps a tiny bit. =) Also does anybody else thing Patrick is essentially just a 'too good to be true' fantasy boyfriend Dan Levy dreamed up and put on the show?

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29M from LA. Looking for something serious

I recently asked everyone’s age filters on dating apps and there were some mentions of fear of baggage and that’s why you don’t date older than X. What baggage are you afraid of? Ex spouses? Kids from prior relationships? What is it?

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Signed up for a matchmaking service a couple months ago after getting tired of the apps. And while I’ve been underwhelmed with their process so far, I finally have my first match date this weekend. Haven’t been on a date since pre-pandemic. And never been on a true blind date like this. Wish me luck.

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Anyone up for speed dating in the comments? 👀 Please no trolling, afterall this is the 30s bowl...
For each of the following describe yourself + the person you're looking for.

1. ASL
2. Something serious/casual
3. Physical description - as detailed or as general as you'd like 🤣
4. Interests/hobbies
5. Personality traits
6. Values
7. Non- negotiables
8. Whatever else....

Let's make some connections!

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I went through my gf’s phone and found out she had a crush on my best friend when we first started dating (over a year ago). I suspected this at first but it hurts to have it confirmed and see her telling her friends about him. I’m not sure how I should feel since I went out of line to look through her phone.

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29 M - Any one in Montreal for a relationship?

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Looking to move on, M 35 in NY if any F interested in hanging out DM me

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Best gay dating apps in Boston?

I’m scared I’ll end up being alone. I’ve truly enjoyed being single all this time but as time passes by, I keep thinking to myself that something must be wrong with me that I’m not in a relationship. I also don’t feel confident being on dating apps since I gained weight during the pandemic (about 30 lbs). I’m holding off on dating until I get into better shape but I’ll be 27 by then and I feel like I’ll be too old to put myself out there.

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Throwback Thursday: Tell us the first time you were with a girl/woman. How did it go? 😉

Hi, M - 25 here looking to get into the dating scene. Just moved from Michigan, feel free to reach out!

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What's your fav dating apps?

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Hi Everyone,
I am currently working for KPMG. Really looking for someone interesting people for a relationship. Currently single. Any preference in Big4 is not there, just that I wish to be friends with people who don’t show any attitude.

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I had a sex dream about my senior, but I have a boyfriend. Am I terrible? Has this happen to anyone else?

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Any ladies that would like to go out for dinner? 27M 🙃

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I just moved to the city. Any dating do’s and don’ts? I’m not American and not sure if there are cultural things I should avoid

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Ready for his close up

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Here are my observations about the skills and experiences that PMs have and how people are joining that group.

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I lie to my girlfriend every time we make plans — I always tell her to be ready an hour before I want her to be and she’s still normally running 15-30 minutes late

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I moved to USA in 2017 on F1 visa. I was not selected for H1-B in the 3 years of my OPT. While my company is transferring me to Canada and can potentially get me back on L1 visa, the shifting situation is stressing me out. The thought of moving to another country in a couple of months is causing a lot of anxiety and tough luck with the lottery is making me feel depressed.

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